The Cheesecake Factory with Heather. [Gif Para]
-looks at Lindsay-
Hey, nobody’s perfect. I gotta work it, again and again…Okay, I’ll stop now.
-turns to look at Heather and Parker-
Yeah, Heather. What were you practicing for? Maybe you and Parker could give us tips…I’d love to learn how to be a Blues Brother and a terrible undercover agent at the same time! My dreams would be complete.
Parker, just…no.
No puppy dog eyes here!
Acting, exactly! Heather’s just uh… helping me get ready to audition for drama club. Yeah! She’s just trying to help out a friend, ya know… The costumes were my idea.
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The Cheesecake Factory with Heather. [Gif Para]
-walks over and stands next to Lindsay-
What’s going on…woah there. Blues brother that came out of a spy movie is Parker?!
I need to blog about this when we get back to school!
Seriously, though…this is golden…and wait, Heather is that you?
This is getting better and better!
You two have some explaining to do.
It’s not what it looks like! We can explain… Can’t we Heather? Go ahead, explain.
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The Cheesecake Factory with Heather. [Gif Para]
-walks up to table-
Hello there. I’m sure this is quite random but my name is Lindsay and I just wanted to introduce myself to you two. My date and I noticed your style from across the room and I was telling him how much I admired it… It’s okay, you can look at me, you know… I don’t bite.
-ducks head-
-talks in super deep voice- Well that’s nice of you little girl but my wife and I were just enjoying a nice dinner so you can go now. Isn’t that right Heath- Mrs. Cullen?
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The Cheesecake Factory with Heather. [Gif Para]
Why didn’t we think of that before? :P
How could anyone possibly like your hat? It looks like…I don’t even want to say…it’ll put you off your food.
On a different note, how’s your meal?
Because this was not the best thought out plan…
I think it’s great! Lindsay seems to be admiring it… Come to think of it, I should have worn a beard too.
My food is great. Definitely worth the wait. How’s yours?
(Source: parkerfields)
The Cheesecake Factory with Heather. [Gif Para]
That’s because you are one.
Maybe we should have asked him for advice. I think we’re amateurs at this sort of thing…well, I mean…that’s fairly obvious!
Fine, I won’t deliberately do anything to get us caught.
Agreed.
Parker, is it me…or are they looking at us?
Exactly!
Agreed. Next time, we consult Rob first.
Good.
I think they are… I think they like my hat.
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I’m glad there’s a forest near the school
Is there? That’s cool. I don’t know much about the other students. I prefer being the “lone wolf” so to speak. If people want to talk to me they’re more then welcome to. It’s just what I’m use to.
That’s understandable. I guess I’m kind of a “lone wolf” too, sometimes. But I think that has more to do with the fact that I’m not great with people, in general. But something tells me “lone wolf” has more meaning for you… Are you a werewolf?
I’m glad there’s a forest near the school
I don’t care if he gets offended in all honesty but you’re probably right, he’d just get turned on. How sad. He must be a masochist or something. I’ve met Robbie, Heather, and Lindsay and then of course Gale and yourself.
More like a narcissist, I’d think. Oh, you’ve definitely met some awesome people then. Robbie’s cool and Lindsay and Heather are great. There are still plenty of great people to meet who aren’t like Gale, though.
The Cheesecake Factory with Heather. [Gif Para]
You had this idea too! I just didn’t have the whole…costume idea and I honestly think I’m better as a blonde.
Innovative? Yes. Foolish? Yes. You two should hang out more, you could probably learn a few things from one another. Though, maybe that’s not a good idea…
Funny business? Please, explain.
Parker, don’t make me slam my head against the table and probably…Did Eric just take some of her Shepard’s pie?
Not when we’re on a mission… Though I have nothing against blondes.
We should! At least someone could appreciate the work that goes into a mission like this.
No trying to get us caught on ‘accident’. Whoever earns the twenty, earns it fair and square.
Yes! Maybe they should be keeping a better eye on each other.
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